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Laugh Often

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… she now  has 14 kids but she doesn’t really care. 

2. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. 

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does. 

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes! 

11. Skinny people irritate me when they say things like…’You know sometimes I forget to eat!’  Now, I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. 

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating far too much, impulse buying and driving way  too fast. Are they kidding? Just throw in a cocktail and that’s my idea of a perfect day! 

 
LIVE SIMPLY…LAUGH OFTEN…LOVE DEEPLY
 

    

 If I could jump for Joy, I would.   So you, go ahead, no one is watching ”  ~     Barbara

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Hi Everyone! 

This is a space for all women that wish to share what is going on in their lives and hopefully gain a confidence and strength that will allow all to move forward in the pursuit of a great life, which is richly deserved. 

 We, as women,  need to share our stories of Joy, give an emotional shoulder to lean on, just complain about that hideous boss or a crazy neighbor.  Perhaps it is the best friend who is there no longer. Maybe it is just the usual pain in the ass that drives you crazy.  As for me, I need the exact same thing.  So many will experience all of these and more.  So, here,  we are to help each other.  Feel free to share your stories on my Blog.

You Are Not Alone!  I am right here with you.

Barbara

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